homg thank you so much everyone for the snowflake cookies! I AM LOVING THEM, I'm pretty sure I hit everyone back that sent one my way but if I missed you I apologize and I am thankful!

Lol if I spammed your userinfo with them and you don't like how cluttered it looks I will take no offense if you delete/hide them. I just. got very excited. they are snowflake cookies~~~

fairhearing. nectarousness. :| come on now.

inlaterdays THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION. ETA THAT YOU ARE GOING TO WIN.


So anyway my mom doesn't have an icons for her journal. And she barely ever uses the journal but that still makes me sad so here are icons relevant to her interests if she wants them and if any of you are into mom interests too.



( some more icons )

Part 1 is here

Ugly Betty:
2x04
2x05
2x10


( He plays an accountant named Kenny, and Kenny raps )



Big Fat Liar


( THIS was fun )


American Beauty


( Doesn't speak, and it only lasts like 10 seconds )


See This Movie


( Seriously, see this fucking movie )

American Dreamz


( Some amusing lines )


Down To Earth


( This is a Chris Rock movie )


American Pie
American Pie 2
American Wedding


( The love affair that started with MILF )

Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas


( His role is small but fun )


White Castle
Guantanamo Bay


( this movie that no one has heard of (the joke is that everyone has heard of it) )


Wag the Dog



( disappointing )


Bam Bam and Celeste


( Read more... )

In Good Company


( He has like, one line )


The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas


( He is the ~parking valet~ )


Solaris


( barely there )


Bowfinger


( Read more... )


Misc favs:

Be a Nigger Too
Mad TV sketch
No on Proposition 8
People Inside: John Cho 1 2 I really enjoyed this interview.
Making faces a Comic-Con


These are ones I couldn't find online for various reasons, if you have any directions I'd be pretty grateful for them :D

Given up on:
# "The Singles Table" - a clip of this apparently once resided here, but it's dead. A sitcom that never made it past the pilot.

. . . uhm holy crap I just tried that link and it was suddenly working. This is the quality of it though, idk if you want to bother. Cho is pretty funny in it.
# The Men's Room - Sitcom that never aired
# Among Others
# The Tiger Woods Story
# Boston Common
# Daddio - sitcom that aired once
# The Jeff Foxworthy Show
# The Division
# Exchange Value - this is a 24 minute short with only two actors in it, John Cho being one of them. This makes me think it's pretty relevant to my interests, if I could ever find it :*

I've bought these and they're on the way but lol IDK how to rip so D: it won't do anyone else any good:
# West 32nd
# Yellow
# Pavilion of Women
# Shopping for Fangs - I can't wait to get this. Apparently he plays a homosexual photographer, and at the end of the movie he puts on this lady's blonde wig and sunglasses.
# Earth vs. the Spider

Trying:
# "V.I.P." - I can't find any copies of this and I know that CAN'T be right, there is no way any shred of film that had Pamela Anderson in it is lost while the internet's around. I will find this. It will probably be disappointing and grainy, but now it's a challenge.
# "The Magnificent Seven"

I, uhm, don't think these are real:

# Untitled David Diamond/David Weissman Project
# Family Feud
# Western Avenue

If you are in the USA, click here to get 3 bucks worth of Amazon MP3s (for free). I love using Amazon for music, it's very fast and painless and there's none of that protected files shenanigans AND they've got a wider selection than iTunes.


I don't twitter and the functions and mechanics of it mostly just confuse me, but people on my flist who do should check out Lassiter from Psych.

When Trick-r-Treating tomorrow night, make note of which houses give out 'Healthy Treats' (i.e. apples, raisins, etc.). I will arrest them.

Birthday Happiness to You. And now for a Road Saftey Tip: Tick it or Ticket. I reread this one like five times and then suddenly I was laughing really hard.

Here's the thing about Junkies, you never know if they're gonna curl up into a ball or if they're gonna try and kill you. Good times.

"Firearms and Alcohol Do Not Mix!" Thus proclaimed the local sitting next to me at the bar in Montana. He was both very wise and very drunk.

Man I've just been on a crazy uploading spree.

Here's more ear candy for you all:

Meet the Robinsons
Cats Don't Dance
Anastasia
Fantasia (1942)
Lion King
PageMaster
Sleeping Beauty
Beauty and the Beast
Tarzan
Sailor Moon
Land Before Time

Oh gosh this started out just uploading the Jurassic Park OST but then I kept thinking, "but what if someone out there doesn't have the Peter Pan OST? ... and I uploaded Prince of Egypt before, but that was a while ago..."

SO here is a bunch of soundtracks that I mainly enjoy because of the scores, if you want to give them a listen:

Peter Pan
Prince of Egypt
Jurassic Park
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Harry Potter - Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter - Chamber of Secrets
Hook
The Dark Knight* i haven't had this long enough to really give a decent opinion on it, just fyi.
Gladiator
Gladiator Bonus tracks

And these were in my spam folder this morning:

Your drilling device will show more Rock Like Desire! Just support it with these solutions
Potion for perfect bouncing!
Always powers for more Acts

I love spam.

Augh I got this necklace today it's even more gorgeous in person. I'm only telling you guys so you can be so jealous. I am wearing it right nowww.

I signed up for Yuletide! It was kind of on a whim and very spur of the moment but I'm positive I'll be able to handle it. :||

That's a serious face not a distressed face.


DRAWME!

I'll try to hit up everyone on my flist who does this :]

A while back I was complaining that everything in House, MD was about House and I feel I didn't explain my position properly enough at the time. I realize he is the main character and the driving force and it's freaking called House, MD, but it's more than that.

I'm going to go into more detail now.

( A post about House, MD and my thoughts on it. Kind of image heavy )


THIS PICTURE HAD MY STOMACH CLENCHING IN FEAR.

I LIKE THIS SONG

The rating system isn't necessarily about the quality of the episode, but the quality of the Cho within the episode. For example, I would've rated Star Trek:


3.5/5 Chos

What's there of him is great, but if you walked into the theater just for Cho scenes, you might come out a little sad at how little screen time he had.



The Air I Breathe


( Barely any Cho, but he looks so fucking fuckable. )



Grey's Anatomy


( Man I wanted to rate this higher but he's really not in it enough )

House, MD


( Not given much, but he works it )


Better Luck Tomorrow


( So much quality Cho D: )



Charmed


( I almost wanted to give this a higher rating because it's SO BAD it's worth checking out )


Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist


( MR. HYPE )


Felicity


( On screen twice )


Kim Possible


( He did the entire episode with a George Takei impersonation. )


How I Met Your Mother


( Man he plays evil so well )


American Dad


( The weirdness in the episode almost overwhelms the Cho )


Til Death Do Us Part


( He plays basketball at the end )



Static Shock 1x11
1x13


( More voicework )

Delivering Milo


( He says like three things )



Smiley Face


( I have never been stoned, this movie makes me feel like I have )


Evolution


( on screen twice )


Oh, and of course, I uploaded Kitchen Confidential and Off Centre ages ago, here. They are both


Part 2 is here

Thank you for the wormy apple, anonymous gifter! It's a snack and a friend to share it with :D

Curious: there seems to be a rash of anonymous giftings happening on LJ, did any of you get something on November 2nd?


Today I went to sign up to take an aptitude test, and ended up actually taking the test right then and there. I scored as high as possible in the language areas but in math I got 35 out of 99. :\

Went to Minneapolis this weekend with the goal of watching a hockey game, getting a banana malt from Mickeys and hanging out at the Mall of America. I ACCOMPLISHED ALL OF THESE GOALS.



you guys it was so much fun DDD: I made it to the top and pulled the strings and it blew a horn that made the whole park aware that someone else had made it to the top and pulled on the strings.

( PIC SPAMS )

oh gosh oh gosh i'm tearing up with laughter. That's what I felt like while watching TDK only without the hilarity.


I have been given a thorough examination by the internet and the prognosis looks just fine

Disorder	Your Score
Major Depression:	Very Slight
Dysthymia:	Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder:	Slight
Cyclothymia:	Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder:	Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression:	N/A
Take the Depression Test

lmao I just got a letter I typed to myself a year ago from FutureMe.org:

Hey loser,
Stop sucking eggs.

lolol D: past me is an asshole. It's funny though because that's kind of what I needed to hear today. SO.


OH I did a friends cut a few days ago, of journals that haven't been updated in like over a year. If you are lurking and want to be added back just say the word.


This made me think of you, Bone, and this made me think of you, Jif. This made me think of myself.

man, I slept so hard part of my brain liquefied. I hope it reconstitutes itself soon. I have plans that involve it, like, pouring a bowl of cereal.

I saw Wicked yesterday and it was divine. It occurred to me that I'd really love to see a Civil War musical. The Marvel one, not the IRL Amurikun one. Like, Steve and Tony singing Be Prepared-esque songs to their respective sides and then pain filled duets from opposite sides of NYC. It would really work, too, cause I don't know much about musicals but from the ones I've seen, they seem to really favor complex, contrived overly blown out plots that are only glazed over in vague dialogue, which hey. Looking at you Marvel.

Also: RDJ can dance and sing. And if Legally Blonde can have one. AND AND Disney has done this before.


Also:

see more here

I haven't updated in a while, because I have started feeling the winters in the form of mucus and raised body temperature. This is not fair because it is just barely October, but I mean it's not like anyone consults me about this stuff.

If you haven't noticed, Megaupload is BLAZING through uploads. I uploaded 30 episodes in under 10 minutes. I advise you to take advantage of this! Bizarrely, it does not seem to be working with music files, just ridiculously large ones.

Here is the series I uploaded, it is called Off Centre, it stars John Cho as a functional retard. Like if this makes you laugh then you might do yourself a favor and check it out ( here )

Also, also, I'm so proud of this, ( some gigantic gifs I made of it. you have to look at them and tell me they're awesome so I stop calling my sister over to look at them and tell me they are awesome )

OH MAN that reminds me, I have so many pictures saved up for this awesome image dump post you guys, it's gonna rock.

Alsoooo recs from Jay-Z's new CD:
Swagger Like Us - Jay-Z (+ T.I., Kanye West and Lil Wayne)
Off That - Jay-Z + Drake
Venus v. Mars - Jay-Z
Already Home - Jay-Z
Mika's:
Blame it on the Girls - Mika
Touches You - Mika
Other songs that are new to me:
Just Like a Ghost - Norwegian Recycling
Judy's Turn to Cry - Lesley Gore
God Bless - Elephant Man


ALSO okay remember how I told you all that my computer crashed and I lost everything and everyone was so awesome and offered to upload stuff for me but then I never responded? This is mostly because, lol, it's kind of hard at first to even figure out what you're missing, and I think I've gotten it together now. Mostly, like if you have the time I'd really appreciate it if you could upload a song or two that you're really into at the moment? One with the most play counts or something? Esp if they happen to be rap? I've only got 30 rap/hip hop songs and it is making my soul gnash its teeth and wail.


Oh and god that House episode, I don't even know where to begin. In another post I guess.


AHH ALSO ALSO ALSO O____O


Poll #1467880
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 20

How much would you pay for this?

Find out how much you would have to pay to own that drawling here, probably one of the most amazing things I've ever come across, in my entire life.

fannish5: List the five scariest characters ever.

This is obviously a subjective list, but I'm going by ones I remember being deeply scared of, even though I might not be so today.

( The Mad Pierrot Le Fou )

( The Bumble )

( The Guy With No Legs From X-Files )

( Creature from Xtro )

( The Artist Renderings From Unsolved Mysteries )

Honorable mention: The girl that got turned into a doll in Are You Afraid of the Dark? Spoiler: SHE TURNS INTO GLASS AND HER HANDS FALL OFF SDGKJDGERGLJFDGKfffk


someone made this. And then they wanted to sell it. It was probably an adult.


semi-related, ( a list of unsolved mystery-esque articles from wiki that I want to read eventually, probably when I'm all alone in the house so I can freak myself out miserably )

i'm so fucking miserable i can't even see straight.

Disney just bought Marvel Comics.

Certainly out of left field.